Today you were helping Mom make pizza and mom was explaining how yeast works. She explained that yeast produces gas just like farting. You added "I fart from my penis.". This is anatomically incorrect we're still working on teaching you these things.
You also dumped the entire bag of cheese for the pizza on the ground. As Mom expressed her displeasure had seen the entire bag of mozzarella dumped on the ground you looked down and said "I have some". He then proceeded to serve yourself as much mozzarella cheese as you could eat from off of the floor. At one point I caught you hunched over the floor in a position in which one leg was lifted and you were balancing on the other leg and your arms like a three legged dog eating mozzarella.
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